So today, I show up on YouTube. On my front page was this video with over 6 million views. After watching this, I can only say that there are far too many people with too much time on their hands.

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Last year some dude landed on my roof and left reindeer crap all over it. Took hours to hose down. Then, he tracked soot onto my floors and ate all the cookies. Even took my See's candy!