Where's The Beef?

That is the question an Albany, Georgia man asked at a Taco Bell before he went beserk and lit up the place.
Police report that an identified man complained about not having enough meat in his two XXL chalupas. The manager in response said that they were closing up the restaurant and couldn't accommodate his request, this being around 4am.

That's when things got ugly. Promising to "redecorate the place", a home made Molotov cocktail was found burning outside the drive through window when police arrived.
Taco Bell, who just introduced the monstrosity consisting of beef, lettuce, chips, onions, sour cream, cheese, and tomatoes inside a corn shell had no comment.
Moral of the story? Don't go out partying like an animal and be all drunk, then head to a Taco Bell for Chalupas. You may just find yourself spread eagle with a Molotov cocktail up your butt in a county jail, Jack.

About Kerry Kobashi
Kerry is the founder of KerryOnWorld. He lives in Silicon Valley and has worked as an engineer and project manager. He owns Kobashi Computing a consulting company.
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