Starbucks Trenta. Can You Say Weeee?

Hold your bladder. It's coming. Starbucks announced today that it is going to roll out its new, larger, more expensive, gigantic sized drink that is sure to make you go Weeee!.

Ok so it's not as big as a 7-Eleven Big Gulp but at 31 ounces, (yes THIRTY ONE OUNCES, the size of almost two coke cans) the Trenta is coming to a Starbucks near you. Goodbye Venti! You're no longer the biggest cup in the store. Just what will the Seattle based coffee company think of next?

Mind you, it only applies to iced drinks - coffee, tea, and lemonade. And, it's going to cost you two quarters more too.

This is just what we need America. People commuting to work with Trenta sized coffee. All jacked up to the hilt acting crazy like from the high octane caffeine. Can't wait to see people hitting the accelerator really fast down the freeway because they have to go pee.

Starbucks said that they will start rolling out the Trenta February 1st to a select number of states between now and May 3rd. (gee, did that sound like a car ad?)

Sure hope they make the cup size tall so I can fit it in my car cup holder. And by the way, it's Trenta Uno for those who are into Spanish. Get it right Starbucks!

About Kerry Kobashi

Kerry is the founder of KerryOnWorld. He lives in Silicon Valley and has worked as an engineer and project manager. He owns Kobashi Computing a consulting company.